I am rook, hear me roar.

Hi, I am rook. Not all the rook (not the nose hairs silly sideswipe comment) but most of the longwinded rook posts, the troll-teasing posts, and the disasterous nitpick clarification of testable versus disprovable, which was really more of an honest question than an assault on anyone.

My Bop to the Top

It's official. I'm an A-List Blogger!

Witness:

The Text Therein:




Previously “Previously Pre” Pre
1500 Court Way Lane
——————, — XYXZZ

Dear Mr. Pre,


We, They, are writing to inform you that your check has been received, and your admission has been processed. You are now officially an A-list blogger. You are welcome to hang this Diploma and Certificate of Achievement and Payoff wherever you see fit. We recommend walls, they’re easier to clean.


DIPLOMA
CERTIFICATE OF ACHIEVEMENT AND PAYOFF

This Diploma certifies that
They
Confer onto the designation of “A-list” onto
Previously Pre
Together with all rights and privileges
pertaining to that designation.




We wish you continued success as a web blog producer.

Sincerely,
[signature]

They

How To Have A Successful Web Log

So you have asked yourself, how does previously pre do it? Nearly one visitor every hour for the past... hour.

Here is my secret:

(1) I started to list Kos Directives, and didn't follow through with it.
(2) I started to series cat blog, and didn't follow through with it.
(3) I started posting modded google maps, and didn't follow through with it.
(4) I started talking about how to start a successful Web Log, and am not going to follow through with it.

In my next few posts, I'll analyze in detail the fundamental aspects of a Web Log, and how you can make them work for you.

All roads lead...

As per request

An oven, on stilts, in the sky.

Ovenize the Kitty Toy?

Hmm...

More Catblogging!

Part 1:

Part 2:

Friday Cat Blogging

This is made only slightly more difficult by the fact that I have no cat.

Witness:

This is a Web Log post!

And on slow days, it will be moved further down the page by other Web Log posts, which will remind you all of the Kos Directives to follow!

A few reminders from yesterday:

Kos Directive #6701 says typing errors that are even remotely funny should be appreciated, not regretted.

Kos Directive #49112 says onions are delicious, like snowflakes, and also like snowflakes, no two onions are the same.

"Somebody is always taking shit from someone. : Kos Directive #53011 states that free and open exchange makes for the best septic system.

something contentious in the air lately, I'm thinking. : Kos Directive #117 says not to think.

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